some fake news headlines

When asked why he didn’t crawl out when his parents called his name, Falcon Heene replied, “I did it f’sho.”

breaking news: Lady Gaga accused of distracting a student by singing “Bad Romance” in side his head during an EA2 final test. The said victim was immediately compensated with having his Tuxedo Cool order finally arrive.

The New York Times has suspended the publishing of newspapers from March 8, 2010 to March 29, 2010. Spokesperson Daniel Hannity states “We just don’t have time to write and edit papers due to reading and finals week. Then there’s spring break right afterwards.”

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