so my friend and i saw some doves one day. for me it was the first time seeing them. in a display of very poor parenting one dove took a giant dump right in front of us. for some reason is was orange-yellowish and had a consistency somewhere in between thick and watery. surely, i was disgusted.
later that day during lunch we had a desert that was something like pureed pumpkin. my friend looked at it and said “i’m going to tell you something after we eat” . I immediately knew that we was talking about and was not amused. “Screw you man. i’m trying to eat here. oh my god UGH i don’t want to think about it.
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